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I look like sh**.

I haven’t been myself lately. But I’m working on that stuff. In my never ending streak of bad luck,  I seemed to have been neglecting something… my appearance. Sure, I know how to get dolled up when...

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Scary Moments: Reliving the Life You Dismissed

Do not mess with 2yr old Dez… I had the pleasure of experiencing going through everything I owned. All 29yrs of it. It was heartbreaking. My mother had just purchased her first house and I could no...

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How to Successfully Survive a Cold

1. Skip the flu shot, who gets the flu nowadays anyway? 2. Get the flu. 3. And the plague. 4. Go to work and spread it around. Take THAT! 5. Cough embarrassingly on all public transportation. Go...

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2012 Dezolutions

1. Warrior Dash 2. Go To Canada 3. Red Belt in TKD 4. Apply/Start Masters 5. Play Violin 6. Culture Dabble 7. Broadway Show 8. New Apartment 9. Something Scary 10. Appreciate My Past

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Let’s delve, twenty twelve

This is where I was a year ago…and here…and here. Oooof. Can’t forget this one. I went back and read all the 2012 entries. God damn! My first few entries were about how 2012′s message should be...

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Valentines, Shmalentines

I’ve never hated Valentine’s day, attached or not. But it has been a particularly unlucky day for me each year. And partly because I forget it’s Valentine’s Day. And I do genuinely enjoy what it’s...

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Unplugged

  When you hear someone say “Oh, I’m not on Facebook”,  what follows is usually the look of utter confusion. It’s like telling me you don’t have a cell phone or that you’re still a virgin. It just...

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It’s Not If, It’s When

You play a sport hard enough and long enough, you’re going to get injured. It’s not if you get injured, it’s when you get injured. I’ve been in TKD for 2 and a half years and I have been to the ER or...

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21 Funk St.

A few months ago, I was riding my bike every day, working out at TKD for 2-3 hours per night 2-3 times a week and basically eating whatever I wanted. Now, it’s been a couple weeks with the boot, no...

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This is Mine.

Journeys. Paths of self-discovery. Adventures. We all go on one. Or two. Or 1000. This is mine. You can document it in all forms. Or not at all. Maybe by blog, photos, journaling, spoken word etc. Or...

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Juice Cleanses Don’t Make Sense in My Brain

      Now, I’m sure there are a lot of you who have tried juice cleanses. Some will defend them until the end. Some want to try them, some are doing them right now. Do whatever you want. It’s your...

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Warning: Being a Woman May Increase Explosions

Disclaimer: This is not a bash on the beauty industry. Nor salons, spas, products, estheticians, hair stylists, nail technicians etc. I am a full supporter of friends and family and reputable places....

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What It’s Like to Get Hit By a Car.

Not. Fun. The end. Tuesday. Here I was just minding my own business… I had my helmet, my lights on (it was still light out too), my light colored clothes and obeying the traffic laws. I’m a cyclist who...

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What It’s Really Like to be 30 and Single

The older you get and the more unattached you are, the more people will assume something is wrong with you. People meaning anyone. Single friends, married friends, parents, family, co-workers. What...

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I’m Finally 30: 30 Things To Tell My 15 Year Old Self

There are a lot of people who dread getting older and there are a lot of people who don’t. I am the latter. I’ve wanted to be older for as long as I could remember. Even now, I can’t wait to be 40....

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Panko Crusted Baja Shrimp Tacos

It’s been awhile since I’ve posted a recipe. This is my favorite go-to recipe for the last year or so. When I’m being a snot about what I want to eat because I’m starving AND indecisive (which is...

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I Finally Cut the Red Pepper…and Other Mental Road Blocks

It’s meant to be humorous with a touch of emotional back story. Pretty much how my blog has run for the last 4 years. This is how it all started: Raw red peppers are my favorite healthy snack. Like a...

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Tea = Drink’n Dirty Tree Water

What tea tastes like… I have always been and always will be an avid coffee drinker. Anyone that knows me, knows I like my coffee to taste like dirt and pennies. Bitter, black and unforgiving…like my...

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I don’t post enough

I’m just on Facebook and the Twitters a lot. I say a lot of weird stuff, just so you know.  You should probably go over there and love me too. So you know I’m not dead, I’m gonna post some of my...

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New Years REVOLUTIONS. (Yes, Revolutions…)

    Taking New Years Resolutions BACK.  I’ll do a recap of 2013 later, a very powerful and growing year for me. I need to talk about a few things that have been bothering me a bit. Fat Shaming...

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